Your Tax Dollars At Work

I cannot understand the logic involved with the decision to buy automatically flushing toilets and automated paper towel dispensers but only have one soap dispenser (which is decidedly on its last legs) in a bathroom with two sinks.

Sorry - Please Try Again

The universe giving me a sandwich does not really make up for the fact that my cousin was just killed in a boating accident.

All So My Boss Can Prove A Point

Working eleven and one half hours straight at a tee-shirt shop is fucking ridiculous.

I Wish That Their Lives Were Different

Sometimes I get so angry about things that I cannot change that I almost work myself into a panic attack from the sheer helplessness of it all.

It Is Quite Lucky That I Had A Lot Of It To Begin With

I am disappointed to realize that the longer I work in retail the less tolerance I seem to have for mean, irritated, unreasonable, and/or stupid people.

Now I Know What People Mean When They Say "Eustress"

Why can things never ever be easy?

I Always Try To Imagine Them As Innocent, Hopeful Children

I think that there must be some sort of compassion-removal process when you become a teacher at a community college because I refuse to believe that they were this heartless before.

I'll Wish, And The Thunder Clouds Will Vanish

Note To Self : Stop feeling weird all of the damn time, it's getting old.

What Is One To Do?

I have, in one of my away messages, a quote in which the phrase, "God damn it" happens to occur and for some reason my mother (and now, thanks to her overwhelming concern, my father) have decided to send a message to me stating that, "it is offensive and that (I) should change it" every time they see the away message.