Water Soothes My Soul

I love the way my hair looks as it floats in the bath water, lit by the evening sun.

The Small Print Will Get You Every Time

I make the best effort that I am able when it comes to spiders on the walls of my shower, but when I look up and the spider in question has moved in my direction and/or disappeared, all treaties are henceforth null and void.

Manifestations

When you hear a knocking in the bathroom, it's best not to call out to it unless you are prepared for the reply.