"Time Enough At Last"

Driving over the Cape Fear Memorial Bridge, without another car or person in sight, stirs thoughts of a post-apocalyptic world where everyone is dead but I have somehow (miraculously?) survived.

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Supposedly Johnny Depp has purchased a home on Figure 8 Island and I think that I should offer him a 'welcome to the neighborhood' jello mold.

“Scratch Any Cynic And You’ll Find A Disappointed Idealist"

All sadness aside and all things considered, I'm surprised his heart didn't fail years ago.

The Tears Of Snow-White Sorrow

I am so disappointed in Nightwish's new vocalist.

He Isn't Much Of A Viking, Admittedly

I cannot help but think of the Swedish Chef when listening to Otyg.

Imagine How The Grandparents In Willy Wonka Felt

You learn a lot about a person after laying on a couch with them for a week.

I Can Think Of A Few Sounds, Though

I do not have the words to properly respond to this.

The Pros Totally Outweigh The Cons

The only downsides I've found to getting mounds of free books from Paperbackswap are not knowing which one to start first, wanting to jump into each one as they come in, and feeling guilty about the ones I've already begun.

Where Science Should Fear To Tread

Midichlorians ruined The Force for me.

Thanks Scrubs!

You just have to trust that whatever is supposed to happen will happen.

Bonne Nuit Monsieur Marceau

How do you mourn the passing of someone that you already thought to be dead?

Bewitched

Only in the 60's would they show a pregnant woman drinking martinis on television.