From Beyond The Veil

I think that if I knew in advance that I was about to die I would use Blogger's new Schedule A Post feature to leave a message for my family and friends a week after my death.

I Didn't Mean To Bring You Down

I just want to apologize to everyone who reads my blog.

Money Is Tight But That Is No Excuse For Shoddy Cookery

To the truly delightful ziti that I subjected to freezer burned broccoli and 'zesty cheese sauce' (that, truth be told, had probably lost its zest before leaving my mother's freezer): you deserved more than this abysmal fate and you have my sincere apologies.

I'll Wish, And The Thunder Clouds Will Vanish

Note To Self : Stop feeling weird all of the damn time, it's getting old.

Farewell

It is my supreme displeasure, dearest tree, to inform you that you have but one week to remain in our lives and I can but offer you my condolences - the worthlessness of which I am painfully aware.