Create Your Character

My god, what have I done?

They Are Staging A Protest Against The Starbucks' Music

Raleigh has been overrun by geese and, to quote my darling cousin, "A pox of flying, honking things upon your house!".

Successful Spur Of The Moment Surprise

This is the best impromptu road trip ever.

Standing Unobtrusively In The Corner Of My Livingroom

That was the best cause for a double take that I can possibly imagine.

PaPaYa! Is One Of My All-Time Favorites

I have art!

No - He Isn't Named David

I have a gnome on my phone!

The Sound Of Rain Striking The Roof Of My Back Porch

I am constantly discovering new things about this house to love.

You Know It Makes Me High When You Turn Your Love My Way

A totally unexpected surprise can make an otherwise crappy day shine.

Eleven Days

So freaking surreal.

From Beyond The Veil

I think that if I knew in advance that I was about to die I would use Blogger's new Schedule A Post feature to leave a message for my family and friends a week after my death.

I <3 Learning

No matter how old I get, the upcoming school year still makes me feel giddy: a new notebook, pens, pencils, and new subject matter for me to learn.

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Supposedly Johnny Depp has purchased a home on Figure 8 Island and I think that I should offer him a 'welcome to the neighborhood' jello mold.

Adventure!

Even now, there is a part of me that leaps in joy at the sight of a gigantic mound of dirt at a construction site.

Save Me Mommy!

When your seventy pound puppy climbs on top of you in response to the belated fireworks outside, you become intimately aware of the fragility of your internal organs.

An Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living

Philosophy is one of my guilty pleasures.

I Wear My Brand With Pride

My tattoo artist thinks I'm a sweetheart.

Motivation For Me To Pick Up My Instrument Again

I am currently nursing a gigantic crush on the violinist for Turisas and I'm not ashamed of saying so!

I'm Boring, Sorry

A quiet evening at home is (sometimes/often/occasionally) exactly what the (doctor/nurse practitioner/witch doctor) ordered.

Rehab Is For Quitters!

I'm so incredibly addicted to Kingdom Of Loathing but I don't want any rehab, thanks.

My Stash Begins

Thirty-four dollars and change worth of fabric (half of it on sale) weighs a lot more than you'd think it would.