Very Small Margin For Error

I cooked on a gas stove tonight for the very first time and I am pleased to report that my house is still standing!

It Is Best That You Didn't Ask

Protein is protein.

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Supposedly Johnny Depp has purchased a home on Figure 8 Island and I think that I should offer him a 'welcome to the neighborhood' jello mold.

"I Love Her But I Love You More"

Sitting at India Mahal with one of my closest friends, knowing that I'll probably never see her again makes me sad but simply knowing her makes me a better person.

Such A Tasty Member Of The Cashew Family

Mango(e)s make me happy.

|Eat|Sleep|Eat|Sleep|Eat|Sleep|

I detest being a slave to my body's needs.

My War Paint Is Sharpie Ink

Home made and impromptu, cocoa icing makes my day a good deal better.

Spinach And Ricotta And Pepperoni And Mozzarella!

Tonight I made my very first calzone and it was quite delicious.

She Who Was Never A Quintessential College Student

Despite my best attempts, sitting at Hibachi Express while surrounded by college students makes me feel incredibly old and ugly.

Trial And Error

I'm slowing figuring out how to make the perfect pitcher of sweet tea.

I'd Like To Opt Out Now, Please

I am utterly appalled by the sheer amount of crap we, as a country, put into our bodies on a daily basis and the affect it has on our bodies and minds.

Garlic Is Our Friend

Buttery Garlic popcorn leaves much to be desired.

Exotic!

Using mango salsa feels everyday and commonplace until I tell someone about it.

And No, It Has Nothing To Do With The General Populace Of The Surrounding Area

Every time I drive by Everybody's Supermarket I think of instant hot chocolate.

As Opposed To Edible "Food-Like" Substances

It is my hope that by having been given a crock-pot for Christmas I shall take it upon myself to cook actual food for myself and my family.

You Don't Have To Be An Adult All The Time

Sometimes it does you a world of good to have chocolate cake for breakfast.

If You Enjoy Pain, Anyway

If you've never had a frozen quart of half and half leap from your freezer and onto your awaiting foot, please allow me to be the first to recommend it.

She Made The Zoo Special

One of my favorite memories from my childhood is feeding peanuts to the elephant at Tote-Em-In-Zoo.

I'm Thankful For Tastiness

I am so excited about the possibility of Thanksgiving Pancakes!

That Doesn't Stop Me From Trying

I like to feel that I'm making a difference even though the companies that could are basing their donations on a stupid website.