Do They Collide?

Tomorrow cannot possibly come soon enough to satisfy my need for escape.

A Long Time Coming, A Long Time Yet To Go

The great culling begins!

Silly Things Like Text Format And Paper Quality Bug Me

I actually dislike the edition of Leaves of Grass that I have to the point that it makes me irritated every time that I see it.

Even My Body Keeps Secrets From Me

It is frightening just how much can go wrong with your body without you even being aware of it.

Words Fail Me

I sit here staring at this blank page of cyber-paper, trying to leach words from its milky surface, only to ultimately be denied.

A Faint Grey Wash

Learning that your shop may not be open for much longer is a rather rude wake up call from a blissful daydream.

Good Enough

Even though I have not lived with my parents in four years and am largely independent of them, I still want them to be proud of me and support my decisions.

If (When) I Find It, I'll Post It Here

Somehow during the course of my move, I've lost (or, perhaps, only misplaced) the notebook with this entry in it.

If (When) I Find It, I'll Post It Here

Somehow during the course of my move, I've lost (or, perhaps, only misplaced) the notebook with this entry in it.

The Very Word "Diction" Confuses Them

Esoteric is among the list of words that I love but feel odd using due to the vocabulary level of the general public.

There Will Be No Sleeping In This Rave

Lightning strobe effects are not conducive to a good night's sleep.

One Day I Would Like To Return

There is something about the idea that mankind came from the stars that I find attractive, but Scientology had to go and ruin that one.

Touristical Frustration

You don't have to pretend to be interested in my wares if all you want is to know where the closest bathroom is located.

Oh, The Irony

What good is a medicine that stops you from coughing so that you can sleep if it makes you too awake to even want to even lie down?

Born To Clerk

I get such pleasure out of mundane things like organizing the closet at work and preparing the paperwork for the day's sales that sometimes I worry that I really am a grade A loser.

The Tears Of Snow-White Sorrow

I am so disappointed in Nightwish's new vocalist.

The Wimpy Force Encounters The Immovable Object

Such is the nature of any attempt at removing a blanket from underneath my dog.

Goal Of 200 Dollars, My Ass

Sunday is a day of rest and of poor sales.

Peacocks And Owls And Snakes!

Have you ever bought a neato shirt only to worry when you get home that it might not look nearly as good on you as you thought it did when you tried it on at the store?

Truth In Advertising

After seeing this comic, I truly cannot stop seeing the wrinkles that are slowly forming around my mouth.